One-liners

Computers are prosthetic devices for nerds

Instead of taking antidepressants this morning I watched Seinfeld

Marriage is like a Street Car Named Desire first you desire to get on then you desire to get off

A twenty year old Ford is a vehicle of necessity a Corvette of the same age is convenience

A dog that is always by your side is showing unconditional love or is hungry

Currency is devalued when populations increase or people stop working

Donald Trump says filthy nasty things to get attention, or he really is just filthy nasty

An iPhone is a remarkable phone but a better marketing tool

Would you rather have a hundred thousand dollars or a college education

Do you treat your parents like children because they treated you like children

A paedophile is used for removing hangnails

In the fifties life was just a bowl of cherries today its still a bowl filled with Bogo

Sardonic humour is a secrete desire to be like Donald Trump

Social media is just a bowl of cherries