Now blonds have choices

Tired of that blond head, the one that passes air like a Barbie smile Now you can up your profile and your life with interchangeable cranial implants (CI's) that pop on and off to suite the changing social and political environment

Now for limited time get two CI's for the price of one  The Intellectual brown-haired beauty who knows everything, and the brooding black locks of dark undecided maniacal favor  Be the envy of all your friends, associates and enemies when you swap CI's at a moment's notice

 

Source https://www.grandviewresearch.com/

Of course, all this is nonsense.  What will you do after you have retired?