This is an advertisement?

Which one of these will prevent you from over priced electric bills

1.  The American Flag

2.  A solar panel

3.  Big boobs

My Internet Service Provider is obviously misguided and over paid   They provided me with this enticing bit of cheesecake thinking it would have me clamoring for solar power services   Are we the sum of our desires  Is money  sex and patriotism (sorry Donald~)  what drives us   This topic gets attention only  in parody   Look up   November is not far off  Changing presidents won't change people's values   Or maybe it will    It's all up to you   Пусть свобода звенит

The Russian language translation is "Let Freedom Ring"